Euphemisms by Kate Fontes

By definition, a euphemism is a mild or indirect word or expression substituted for one considered to be too harsh or blunt when referring to something unpleasant or embarrassing. Up until about 5 minutes ago, I had no idea what a euphemism is. I just heard the word and thought, "wow, that sounds fancy!" After some brief research, I have discovered that I not only hear them, but use them ALL THE TIME. Some common euphemisms include...

• Passed away instead of died
• Letting someone go instead of firing them
• Between jobs instead of being unemployed
• Use the rest room instead of go to the bathroom
• Big boned instead of overweight
• Misspoke instead of lied
• Sanitation worker instead of garbage man
• Put to sleep instead of euthanized
• Lose your lunch instead of vomit
• Having words instead of arguing
• Pre-owned instead of used
• Unmotivated instead of lazy

As you can see, euphemisms add to the idea that the english is one confusing language. Clearly, there is more than one way to say the same thing. I see euphemisms as a way of sugar coating. They allow a more positive connotation to be put on words or phrases that usually are not seen that way. How often do you find yourself using euphemisms?